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Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Maybe not

Following on from the news that Newmarket sausages have been granted protected status by the EU (like Parma Ham, Stilton cheese and Chambéry vermouth), my daughter reappeared from a visit to our Ballater flat with a new product (well, new for us) from the butcher whose shop backs onto it. The ones she brought were Pork and Irn-Bru sausages, which personally I think sound disgusting. (As she's a vegetarian I assume her boyfriend will be eating them.)

I mentioned somewhat sarcastically that if they were going to put iconic national beverages into sausages they should do a Beef'n'Bucky sausage. As it turns out, neither of us has ever tried Bucky: Vanessa said she was put off it when a school friend who trained as a midwife reckoned that it tastes the way placentas smell. Well, of course, as placenta consumption is becoming more fashionable, I immediately started thinking of new combinations. Placenta and Pepsi sausages? Placenta and Glenfiddich sausages (Womb'n'whisky)?

And now of course it occurs to me that you could have a venison and Buckfast sausage and call it Buck'n'Bucky (or This Buck Wasn't Fast Enough").

I'll stick to more traditional fare, I think.


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