"A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people" (Definition of "Oats" in in Samuel Johnson's "Dictionary of the English Language")
Let's hear it for porridge!
Being a lazy type I generally make mine using rolled oats rather than oatmeal, but I've loved the stuff since I was a kid. Since growing up I've stopped sweetening it (it wasn't because I moved to Scotland - I stopped some years earlier) but sometimes I mix fruit into it (a banana, a pear , a nectarine, or some apricots). I've never tried the savoury variants referred to in the report though (curry powder? seafood? sausages?) Could be interesting: maybe there's a place for the Scottish cooked breakfast ingredients of black pudding or haggis in the porridge bowl. (After all, haggis already contains oatmeal.) If I try it I'll report back.
(UPDATE: I tried it, and you know, porridge (made with just rolled oats, salt and water) with black pudding crumbled into it and some ketchup added tastes pretty damned good. I shall be having it again.)
I suppose there is a precedent for the Porridge-Plus breakfast. The St Kildans (inhabitants of a remote island off the West of Scotland who subsisted mainly on seabirds) used to eat porridge with a puffin cooked in it.
This article lists several variant ways of making it, and the comments list many more.
And this Wednesday, like every 10th October, will be World Porridge Day. Yay!