No animals were harmed during the making of this recording
So there was a novelty single many years ago entitled The Winker's Song (misprint). My British compatriots may remember it. Very rude.
I recently found this one by the same chap ("Ivor Biggun"). A little less vulgar but IMHO funnier. Well, unless you're a hillbilly. (Why do I keep thinking of the folk at Bare naked Islam? Maybe because they're hillbillies who are forever accusing Muslims of incest and bestiality.)