Miscellaneous weirdness

Belfast policeman defuses trouble by playing "ice-cream van" music

I can't understand what all the fuss is about. It worked, nobody got hurt, the police car didn't have all its windows smashed. What's the problem? OK, I find ice-cream vans pretty irritating, but maybe my personal style - which would involve The Ride Of The Valkyries (I love the smell of raspberry ripple in the morning) would have been less effective.

I don't mind bureaucrats with no sense of humour, but when that affects how well they do their job I mind rather a lot.


Awwwww.

Just awwwwww.


"My mother gave me a breast fixation"..."If I gave her the wool would she give me me one too?"

My wife once had a book of patterns which included a knitted pint of Guinness. This sounds more fun though.


You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!


So much for the Pied Piper of Hamelin then