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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Both of the above

(Sadly dedicated to disillusioned Liberal Democrat voters, with apologies to Alain Boublil.)

At the end of the day you vote Clegg and get Cameron.
At the end of the day it's a pig in a poke,
And you thought you were being progressive,
And you thought you were voting for change,
Then you woke up today and you found it had all been a joke:
And you're governed by Tories.

At the end of the day you were sold down the river;
At the end of the day it's just more of the same.
And it's Cameron who's the winner
And the Liberal voters who lose,
While the fat cats are cheering the workers and poor have the blues
'Cos they're gonna be shafted.

At the end of the day it's a bloody farrago:
Clegg should never have been so naive and so dumb.
With the tax cuts and the job cuts
We'll be stuck in recession forever.
While the climate goes to pot
We'll be blaming it all on the Muslims
And there's gonna be hell to pay
At the end of the day.

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