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Monday, April 19, 2010

Hunting the Haggis

Uncle Jimmy takes time out from his busy schedule of paranoid ranting about Polanski's The Ghost (how dare they make a film with a character in it who resembles Tony Blair? how dare they?) and relentless campaigning for the Tories (or more accurately, against Labour and the Lib Dems, though if he's hoping for a major BNP/UKIP swing he's likely to be disappointed) to tell us all how silly we are to be concerned about the ash cloud (the reason I'm still in Malta). Apparently it only affected Britain: who knew? Certainly not President Obama, who cancelled a trip to Poland. Still, to ignorant American rednecks like Jimmy Europe probably DOES just comprise the UK and a bunch of funny-sounding Librulls 'n' Commies.

Oh, and he's now claiming to be a Scot, BTW:

Pat Kane makes me embarrassed to be Scottish – a typically resentful, angry, boring, self-righteous, self-pitying, left-wing, SNP-supporting, anti-war retard. And he even manages to shoehorn Chomsky’s ‘Manufacturing Consent’ drivel into the last part of the show. Toe-curling & cringeworthy leftism…

Hoots (of laughter) mon. I'm sure all the actual Scots are wetting themselves with worry over embarrassing this typically boring, self-righteous, self-pitying, right-wing, Sarah Palin-supporting, racist jackass, who is about as Scottish as a BigMac.


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