The wages of sin is $1 million

Whoopee. After delaying a ceasefire during the invasion of Lebanon until Israel had cluster-bombed the required number of children to pink paste, and after sitting inactive on his arse throughout the Gaza genocide, Tone the Drone takes his million quid (OK, dollars) pro quo for "his exceptional leadership and steadfast determination in helping to engineer agreements and forge lasting solutions to areas in conflict".

I hope Paolo de Bernardis, Andre Lange, Paul Richards and Robert Gallo aren't too upset that their own awards have been devalued and dishonoured by the presence of the Pea-brained Peculator.

Tony Blair: tirelessly turning dead children into personal profit. Sharing a nationality with him makes me feel ill.