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Thursday, December 11, 2008

Salsa cookies! Windmill cookies!

On a lighter note, here's an amusing Youtube clip. Normally I find that sites showing intentional (i.e constructed) mondegreens aren't very good: certainly nowhere near the calibre of the best examples. (The latter example, from Die Meistersinger von Nurnberg, is to the best of my knowledge the first ever constructed Mondegreen.)

Mostly the ones you find on the web fail because you can't imagine that anymne would mistake the original for the fictitious version. But this one actualy does pretty well that way. Enjoy:

UPDATE - the video has been taken down (Schott's getting pissy about musical copyright), but here are the lyrics. You'll just need to
hum along to fit them to the music.

OH, FOUR TUNA
BRING MORE TUNA
STATUARY ON HIS KNEES
Some Men Like Cheese
Hot Temperate Cheese
Vimto Can Taste Of Kidneys

Lukewarm Two Rat
Bet Too Cool Rat
You Don't Get Cheese Or Chicken

Bend Chips All Day
Hot And Salty
Dip Sore Feet, Good Hot Chili

Saucy Codpiece
Get Me Cod, Please
Brought Up Too Full Food In Me

Suck Juice From Moose
Fun With Some Goose
Second These So Rude Big Knees

Open Bra Top
Get Them Loved Up
Leaking Foot When Near Cherries

Look There Look Good
Dogs Sure Look Cute
Farewell To Knees And Berries

SALSA COOKIES!!
WINDMILL COOKIES!!
THEY'LL GIVE YOU GONORRHEA!

THIS OCTOPUS
LET'S GIVE HIM BOOTS
SEND HIM A CAR OR PIZZA

LOVELY TORAH
SEND ME MORE OF
POTATO SOUP & CHICKEN

HOT MESS ALL DAY
SING IT UGLY
BE GOOD FOOOOooooOOOOOR PEACE MONKEY'S SAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

(from here.)

8 Comments:

At 11 December, 2008 17:50, Blogger Persephone said...

Hee hee heeeee
I think I will place this alongside the classic and much-imitated YouTube classic: "The Wishmaster (misheard lyrics)" which I play back whenever I'm feeling miserable.

 
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