Alle Menschen werden....Zuschauern?

My wife used to work with someone who was forever getting stroppy TV license demands despite having no television. It could have been worse.

When my daughter drew my attention to this story I suggested a new verse for the Ode To Joy, beginning:

Please don't send me your reminders,
I've been dead for centuries:
Hence I am immune to threats of
Jails and penitentiaries.