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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Looks like "Protect children: don't let them breathe your smoke" fell on deaf ears

When I was an undergraduate, one of my friends was a flamboyant gay whose favourite joke was this (you must imagine the cod Scots accents):

"Doctor Finlay, I'm sufferin' from terrible heartburn."
"Ach, pull yersel' together, Janet, and get your tits oot ma porridge!"

You can see how this story of tits in a Scottish ashtray brought that memory flooding back.


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