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Thursday, March 20, 2008

Down down, deeper and down

Yesterday I was off work with a stinking cold which is a bit better today. Thus I missed all the excitement whereby a person or persons unknown conspired to spread wicked rumours about my employer, drive down our share price, and then make tons of money by short-selling. This is of course illegal, and as the Financial Services Authority and the Fraud Squad take a very dim view of it I would suggest he spends the money very quickly, as he may be due to spend a lot of time where there isn't much to buy.

Here is the story.

Here is a report on the aftermath.

And here, amusing as ever, is the Daily Mash's take on it.


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